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Submarine Demotivational Poster


Intelligence -


TAGS: intelligence china submarines military navy
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:02 pm
Hear about the aircraft-carrier China's building? It's first one ever, supposedly... Kust as we're getting a fleet of flying death-rays! NOW who's a threat to whom...?
jinxguy44 - December 4, 2015, 1:04 pm
Chalk one more up for Captain obvious- you'll never know where he'll strike again!!!
JesusWept - December 3, 2015, 5:54 am
Thanks, people :)
concern3 - December 3, 2015, 3:25 am
You nailed it, good one, a 5er
mizzdizz - December 3, 2015, 2:46 am
Dog! too funny! 5 L dropping that stinker! LOL! Made an excellent poster even funnier!
mizzdizz - December 3, 2015, 2:45 am
LOL! I've always wondered it people writing the headlines aren't actually doing this deliberately to see if the editor notices before it gets published? 5 LOL lions!
spacedog - December 2, 2015, 7:38 pm
Ha! That's some in-depth reporting.


SOME SHIPS -


TAGS: us navy submarine
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Airman

fgd051943 - October 22, 2013, 4:13 pm
There are 2 types of vessels in the ocean: submarines and targets.
Budog - August 12, 2011, 5:28 am
120 sailors dive, six months later 60 couples surface...
Iconoclast - August 11, 2011, 2:37 pm
Excellent!! And a passing thought in memory of those who submerged intentionally, but who did not return to the surface.
mariand - August 11, 2011, 2:27 pm
witty...5L
MPsniper - August 11, 2011, 11:25 am
awesome picture. 5 flooded forward tubes for you


EMPTY LAUNCH TUBE -


TAGS: submarine slbm navy typhoon
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

Fritz0817 - October 22, 2010, 1:09 pm
That's what that bright flash was in new york, I thought it might have been Fox News admitting Glenn Beck is retarded.
smalltownguy - October 16, 2010, 1:14 am
makes me miss watching Red October every Christmas lol
GeorgiZhukov - October 15, 2010, 9:41 pm
Looks like the 'Dmitriy Donskoy'. I think that it's in the Zapadnaya Litsa Base. Not bad. I give this 5 Lions.
hootizz - October 15, 2010, 5:31 pm
Well done mate.., this is superb..!! 5 missing lions for you...


THE SUBMARINE - The single, most powerful and most capable mobile weapons platform you will never see. Until it's too late.


TAGS: navy submarines weapons sea ocean
Rating: 4.65/5

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RetiredUSNChief - October 9, 2013, 4:55 am
Heh! Figure the odds! :):)
Altrunchen - September 22, 2013, 2:22 pm
Not if you paint it yellow and come on over to live in it.


U.S. NAVY SUBMARINES - 120 MEN DIVE DOWN 60 COUPLES COME UP


TAGS: navy submarines couples men
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by Shottyz

AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 2:29 pm
Being from NY and having lost people I have to say this did not offend me. Had it been a joke based on the actual event it might have. I am more offended by the fact it has been 9 yrs and there is still a hole in the ground.
forseti - September 13, 2010, 2:18 pm
Ok, 9/11 is a tough date for the USA, but this is a submarine picture... If he would have made jokes about airplaines, skyscrapers and terrorist, I would understand, but this is far from being offensive to me. Just another sailor joke. 4 torpedos from me.
Claire - September 13, 2010, 1:40 pm
Agreed.
rerun - September 13, 2010, 12:39 pm

as an FYI - I actually think the poster is funny, just bad timing on submission date
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:39 pm
no problem.
rerun - September 12, 2010, 8:36 pm

and please lets leave the subject alone. damage is done.
rerun - September 12, 2010, 8:35 pm

terrorism affects everybody. Maybe your country has been lucky, but as the world changes I can only hope that that luck lasts. I would never wish what the people directly affected by 9/11 feel on anybody, even my worst enemy.
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:31 pm
sorry man, i'm just kinda sick of hearing about this attack that doesn't affect us in any way whatsoever
rerun - September 12, 2010, 8:27 pm

gee Pzy. 911 crap? I imagine you lost the respect of a lot of people here. I know you have lost mine
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:06 pm
I thought it was good shottyz. Though, i'm Australian, and I am kinda sick of hearing all this 911 crap. 5L's
agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 6:27 pm
WE don't delete posters here... they stay. Can't give anyone special treatment over all others. Gotta just bite the bullet and forge ahead.
TheTrashHeap - September 11, 2010, 11:59 am
If it were a terrorist joke I would see the problem, but there are much more offensive posters here. Any one of those posters could appear in the randoms today. I would never make light of 911, but neither did Shottyz.
Faceplant31 - September 11, 2010, 10:11 am
Pm Mr. M, he is the only one with the power to delete a fake.
Shottyz - September 11, 2010, 10:10 am
My apologize to everyone, I did not remember what today was until I posted. I tried to delete it, but it wouldnt let me. Mods please remove this if possible.
Faceplant31 - September 11, 2010, 9:57 am
I agree rerun. Any other day and this might be decent zing if aimed at one of our navy members but today, it just wont fly.
rerun - September 11, 2010, 9:27 am

Talk about offensive, especially on a day like today.


NAVY STRATEGY -


TAGS: submarine seal team disguised uss nevada
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 16, 2010, 2:07 am
I say shove a GPS up their a$$ and attach laser beams to their heads...and if that isn't effective...try it with actual Harbor Seals...
agdaniele - May 16, 2010, 1:27 am
What do you expect from a submarine named after a land-locked state? 5L


HARBOR TOUR -


TAGS: submarine boat license calendar ocean
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by forseti

birddseedd - January 3, 2014, 1:58 pm
I still don't get how someone can be stupid enough to do this.
jameswnash - October 3, 2010, 7:35 pm
lmao
agdaniele - October 3, 2010, 2:23 pm
Well played.
tellitlikeitis - October 3, 2010, 7:30 am
Chuckle.


IN THAT VERY MOMENT - the brave Captain realized that he was piloting a boat, and not, in fact, a submarine.


TAGS: submarine boat captain tanker
Rating: 2.57/5

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Charles - September 12, 2008, 9:16 pm
Failboat - changing modes


AND IT APPEARS - That she is about to do the same


TAGS: submarine hot woman navy service
Rating: 4.47/5

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showmeone - January 30, 2011, 12:24 am
..up Periscope!
forseti - July 27, 2010, 9:54 am
LOL! 5 muff-divers


GLOBAL WARMING... -


TAGS: navy submarine global warming
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

eldiabloloco - October 18, 2010, 8:19 am
I agree RL 5L from me also
Reality Lord - October 16, 2010, 4:14 pm

i'm surprised this scored so low. i really like it. 5L from me dude.


IRANIAN NAVAL EXERCISES... -


TAGS: iran navy submarine p3 sink
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

vulture - December 31, 2011, 5:05 pm
Silly Vulture! I was reading the map wrong. What I thought were the boundaries is a dirt track! :D
crankyhead - December 31, 2011, 4:56 pm
The whole southern half of Iran is on the Arabian sea.
MPsniper - December 31, 2011, 7:53 am
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_Republic_of_Iran_Navy ===== http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_current_ships_of_the_Iranian_Navy
MPsniper - December 31, 2011, 7:52 am
actually...they have a real live navy....and quite a few submarines.
vulture - December 31, 2011, 4:52 am
I'm going to ask what may be a stupid question, here - what is a land-locked country (Iran) doing owning a sub? Where do they park it?!


YELLOW SUBMARINE - Not as amazing as the Beatles made it out to be.


TAGS: yellow submarine the beatles
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by CoolioIndeed

Anonymous2 - April 18, 2010, 11:51 pm
Hey, that's my next door neighbor...


SUBMARINE RACES - Just what was the attraction with them on 'Happy Days' ???




SUBMARINES -




SUBMARINES - Underhand, unfair, and damned un-English But by God they get the job done


TAGS: submarines
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Alixian

Alixian - September 15, 2011, 5:54 am
Shouldn't that be submersables?
Sean - September 13, 2011, 11:24 pm
Ok, so there's no such word as "Natative". So I musta mean Narrative. Yeah that's the ticket.
Sean - September 13, 2011, 11:22 pm
So I'm 250 pages into volume II of Shelby Foote's masterwork, The Civil War: A Natative, and for me the best parts so far are the naval battles. Rams, ironclads, "cottonclads" ... it's all quite amazing. Haven't got to the part with submergibles yet.
Verdeckt - September 13, 2011, 7:44 am
Just for everyone's benefit, this is the first and only warning. This will go no further.
Alixian - September 13, 2011, 2:35 am
Ok seeing as Sean and Realogic think they know better and obviously think they are funny. I had a very traumatic experience as a child at the hands of a PAEDOPHILE. ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY NOW
Sean - September 12, 2011, 2:25 pm
Do you know how the internet works? No. Really. You not only dickishly asked that a partucular word not be typed (is it pneumonia?), you did so, uber dickishly, using caps lock. Good luck with that.
Sean - September 12, 2011, 2:22 pm
Yer thinking maybe there's a sub out there with the words "free candy" painted on the side, aren't you?
realogic - September 12, 2011, 2:06 pm
Sounds like someone is being overly defensive... Wonder why >.>...
Alixian - September 12, 2011, 3:50 am
I WILL ASK YOU ONLY ONCE TO NEVER EVER MENTION THAT P WORD IN FRONT OF ME
Sean - September 9, 2011, 2:53 pm
I got this one, Mooooooooooooooooooooo. But what if the job is paedophilial in nature, or axe-murdering? I don't think a sub is good for that.
Alixian - September 9, 2011, 11:29 am
During the late 19th century, early 20th century, the Royal Navy were not keen on using submarines. We still used them but back then submariners were treated like pirates, hence the jolly roger whenever they sank a ship. I love submarines ,meself
CloudchaserS - September 9, 2011, 10:13 am
I've always thought it's only dishonorable for the bad guys to be sneaky, underhanded, etc. When good guys do the same thing, I see nothing at all wrong with that. Shooting in the back, surprise attack, etc. (is 100% serious)


AIRMAN -


TAGS: airman submariner airforce
Rating: 4.38/5

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Airman - July 6, 2010, 4:13 pm
lol.. you scoundrel. funny, I would rather sit in a copters door with my feet out at 6000 feet, than jump into water where I can't see the bottom. I hate that feeling.


NORTH POLE - "I TOLD YOU GUYS WE SHOULD HAVE TURNED LEFT AT ALBUQUERQUE."


TAGS: albuquerque north pole submarine
Rating: 2.3/5


MADE IT MA -


TAGS: northpole submarine white heat cagney
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by Airman

GySgt1811 - April 5, 2011, 11:10 am
Nautilus...90 North. (Cool!)


THINK OF SOMETHING -




CARDBOARD SUBMARINES - There's a fundamental design flaw there somewhere


TAGS: cardboard submarine
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by K Wells

Derek - October 9, 2009, 4:09 pm
Looks as though it has been under some pressure. Depth charges to the stern, I'd hazard.


SUBMARINE RACING - My money is on the yellow one....


TAGS: submarine
Rating: 2.23/5

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RUSSIAN IDEA -


TAGS: yellow submarine hydroplane russian dkranoplan
Rating: 3.93/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - April 6, 2011, 11:41 am
I'm Russian, it's Russia, and anything with Russia in it I give a good vote.
RetiredUSNChief - April 6, 2011, 2:53 am
Sweet! Actually...it did indeed leave the drydock. It just never went into production.


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